A NIGHT TO REMEMBER

In what seemed to be a night like all other nights, it turned out to be anything but! Many peeps were on time and ready to ball out like Ron Artest in the Palace of Auburn Hills, but if you thought you were ready, you knew you needed to bring your game to Kermitt Washington levels on the night he rearranged Rudy J’s face when a young strapping lad entered the building. The time was 6:02pm and a huge cloud of smoke appeared and out of the fog and mist came no other than ….
ANDREW RUSTY TROMBONE RUSAKOFF…. I got several words for that fucking guy.
1. The faded Lebron jersey was a nice touch to go with the jumper. The kid has definitely got the most unblockable jumper of all time. The release point is as High as Kenny Sky Walker and Kryto-Nate Robinson!
2. The man rebounded like Oakley and ran the floor like worthy.
3. Also, Did you notice how the old Rusty trombone tried to rip dudes arms off anytime there was a tie up.
4. In Summary, Don’t ever show up at the run again or it’s going to be like the old Detroit Bad Boys. No Layup without drawing blood.

Now lets switch over to that Mancuso. What an egg that guy laid. I mean besides him lying about that ball going off his leg, he really seemed to be annoyed by the antics of the most annoying man on the floor. No names need be mentioned but he was donning the finest attire of knick colors that kind of stung the eyeballs.

The Attack the Rack Award goes to Zornow. Probably one of the best guys to have on your team because of his defense and ability to get the hole. He single handedily won a few games last night including the first game of the night where he dropped a quintuple singe. 8pts, 4 boards, 2 assists, 2 steals and a blocks. God Bless you young man.

The Baller Awards goes to Goffin. Just kidding. First off, you always disappoint the ladies when you don’t wear one of your sleeveless tees and show off the gun show. God dam Goff, Dougie Schoolboy Crane and Dave “Big Z” Lewis I felt got the best you. I have an eye patch at home from last Halloween if you need it. It seems as though you might have gotten your eye shot out last night.

Tell me Big Z lewis’s game doesn’t remind you a little bit of Zydrunas Ilgauskas.
Some of last night highlights included SPORTY LOU FORTE having a big time night as he filled it up on several occasions. Including a move across the lane against Zornow that really got the crowd into a frenzy.

There were several surprises too. Of course Mandell and Dorfman afraid to face me was no surprise. Unfortunately Mancuso had to find out what John Starks Defense is all about. And it was also no surprise to see Christopher “hair piece” Smith hitting some smooth j’s instead of smoking them for a change. Just kidding, I don’t even know if you do that sort of thing. I personal frown upon it. Until after the game
The surprise was a team that got shutout last night and unfortunately I was a part of that squad. Although it was embarrassing to lose 8-0, the loss was later avenged like the father said in RED DAWN… “BOYZZZZZZZZ, AVENGE MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!” GOFF, MANCUSO, RUSTY, SMITTY served up the shutout but later just didn’t have the stamina to keep it going.


I look forward to next week. The Gatorade Run is THE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Peace,
Barry "Starks" Herman